Saturday, January 17, 2015

Silent Hill: School is Hell: Sleepy Student Encounters Little Goblin Child Things

In this fanfiction we have an original character, who is forced to face his guilt from his past actions. He is drawn into the lonely, foggy world of Silent Hill and has to unlock the secrets of his past and of the town itself, and try to come to grips with his facts. In the end, determined by his actions, he could either a accept the facts and get out of town, die in the process, or a combination of the two. This might be more emotionally devastating than Silent Hill 2's In Water Ending and Mary's Letter combined.

That is not at all like this fanfic.

Silent Hill: School is Hell

By

M. A. C4


Original Fanfiction



>Steve was a freak by terms of his old school.

He was an evil man-WITCH, who repeatedly made offerings of corn and kitten to the Gods

> His favorite band was Cradle of Filth. 

I wish all great books started with a listing of a character's favorite artists!

Jack Merridew's would be Devo

Holden Caufield's would be Andrew Jackson Jihad

and the Toothless Man from Deliverance would be Phillip Glass

>He had just moved to Silent Hill a week before it happened...

It was made into two incredibly shitty movies!

>He awoke in class at Silent Hill High School by a shove.

If you are sent into a town that is the manifestation of your guilt and tortured psyche by a single shove, then I have to remember to shove quite a few people from my past!


> He fell out of his desk and said, "What the hell?"

Hey, I was trying to waste time here!


>Steve looked up and saw Tom. Tom was a jock. 

Tom looked down and saw Steve. Steve was a dweeb


>Even though Steve only knew Tom for a few days he hated him.

Steve was also known to being as judgmental as Joseph Goebbels


>Tom returned the favor.

After reading the last fanfic, I'm kind of scared of what direction this fanfic will go. Considering this is a fanfic of a series where the iconic character is a serial rapist wearing a pyramid shaped helmet


>"Exactly," replied Tom.
>Steve felt weird. He looked at the ground. It was all steel. Rusty too. "

Normally there would be a siren to alert them all to this, but not even the siren wanted to be a part of this.

>What the hell?" he repeated only more confused.

Because this whole ordeal wasn't more confusing already

>He stood up in total shock staring at the floor.

Reminds me of the time my Dad sold my bedroom floor to pay his gambling debts. Fun times.


>"I woke up and it was like this," Tom said. "Every one is gone. You're the first person I've seen."

Those last two statements are extremely mutually exclusive.


>"So everyone is gone, except the one guy who I can't stand?" Steve asked rather annoyed.

Now you know everyone feels when you have to study late in the library, and everyone else in your group has gone home, except for that ONE guy who refuses to put actual effort into the project


>"Yep," Tom said. "And I think were stuck in this hellbound school.

That's what I thought while I was still in a LAUSD school
ooooooooooooo

>All the doors are either locked or jammed."

Dude, just wander in and out of the girls bathroom to get to the next floor, it worked for Harry in the first game!


>"You're crapping me!" Steve yelled.

Woah, watch your language it's not like this is an M-rated fanfiction of an M-rated franchise or anything!


>"Nope. By the looks of some of these walls whatever did this wasn't to human friendly either,"

I'm pretty sure the God of Silent Hill is genuinely concerned

>Tom said pointing to what was left of a human corpse hanging on a wall.
>"Eww..." Steve said."

To give him credit, that was a greater reaction than most Silent Hill protagonists have to the abominable world around them

>Tom started walking away. "Where are you going?

Fuck this shit I'm out of here!

>"The roof," Tom said.
">Why?"

Don't why me, boy!

>"There's probely a latter down," Tom said leaving the class.

Oh Steve would probably like to be probed by you later.

>Steve ran and caught up with Tom.

Oh kiss me you damn fool!

>Tom and Steve were walking down a hall when a little goblin child thing jumped out of a room and >grabbed Tom's leg.

Dude, just get the shotgun, it's in the boy's bathroom right next to the hanging body.

>"Aughhhh!" Tom yelled. "Kill it! Kill it!"

GOLD GENERAL HOSPITAL HOSPITAL HOSPITAL HOSPITAL!


>Steve stared down in shock. His first reaction was to kick it.

*ugh* take that you meanie!

>He did and the little basterd


Is Quentin Tarantino the writer of this fanfic?

>must not have weighed much cause he went flying.


>"This is some Harry Mason shit right here!" Tom yelled.

This is some dog-gone referential shit here!


>"Harry Mason? Who is that?" Steve asked.

Oh, he doesn't exist according. At least according to that idiotic remake.


>"You don't know who Harry Mason is?" Tom asked shocked. "About five years ago, back when this was >an elementary school, he brought his little girl up here on vacation.

and crashes into the side of the ride after seeing satan herself scampering along the road


>He murdered her but didn't claim to do it. And of course the only other witness refused to agree with any >of it."

The witness reportedly stated that he, "Aint avin nun o dis hogwash" and stormed out of the courtroom

>"Suprise, suprise," Steve said.
>"Anyway he was convicted and sentenced to death. When waiting for his execution he wrote a book >about what really happened. He clamed there were a lot of messed up creatures and steel stuff. Here in >Silent Hill it's considered one of the best pieces of fiction ever written. It was about a year ago when he >got the lethal injection."

This is honestly an actually what-if scenario as this fanfiction was published before the release of third game elaborated on Silent Hill, and the fate of Harry Mason.

However, this is still silly.

>"That is a closer idea then what I was thinking this was connected to."
>"What?" Tom asked.
>"I thought this situation seemed close to the Langoliers. We were both asleep when this change 
>happened," Steve explained.

What the fuck is even going on? I wouldn't be want to discuss the works of Stephen King after seeing Grey Children and first hand experiencing the Otherworld


>"True," Tom said looking over and seeing more of the freakily goblin child things. "We might wanna find >an exit soon."

Yeah, you might want to find an exist or at least have some health drinks in handy before they surround you like a bunch of chumps.


>"Yep," Steve said. They ran to the stair way to the roof, never looking behind them.
>They got to the roof. It was poring out. 

ewwwwww. Is the wall a skin like texture covered in giant holes?


>"What are we looking for?" Steve asked.

We're looking for a special kind of stupid up in here!


>"A latter," Tom said "Wasn't it clear blue sky this morning?"

Did you say goodbye to it?

>"Yep," Steve said. They searched the edges of the building looking for a latter.

And all they could only find the prior

>All of a sudden something caught Steve's attention. "What's that?" Steve said pointing to a light in the >distance getting closer.

OH MY GOD, IT'S A LOW FLYING PLANE


>"I don't know. Probely a car or something. If only I had a f-"

A fleshlight?!


>"Flash light," Steve interrupted taking out a flash light.

Oh…


>"Smart ass," Tom said.

Personally, I'd say he's more of a dumb ass

>They went close to the edge to ensure the person would see the light. 

and to be an easier target.

>"S... O... S..." Steve said flashing the code on his flash light. 

Let me see that!
"I…P…F…R…E…-"
HEY!

>"Think they will see it?"
>"Maybe," Tom said, "Why do you have that with you anyway?"

To find my way out intellectual voids, such as yourself


>"Emergency situations," Steve said sarcastically.

>A little goblin child thing snuck up on them and jumped on Tom's leg.

LOVE ME


>Tom jumped. To try and keep his balance he grabbed on to Steve. No use. They both fell off the >building.

Thank God, the fanfics over!

>When the hit the ground they landed on steel. They were both extremely hurt but they would be fine.

GOD

DAMN

IT

!


>In Tom's case his fall was broken by the know puddle of blood provided by the goblin.
>"That hurt," Steve said getting up.

You've broken just about every bone in your body


>Tom was still lying in the goblins blood.

Lying in the Goblins Blood sounds like the band name for a mediocre metalcore band

>He looked over at Steve. "Steve! Behind you!" Tom yelled.

It's a monster!. Oh, wait it's a Larval Stalker, never mind they won't do anything

>It was too late. A mutant dog pounced on him. He started ripping off Steve's flesh. Soon his blood >stained shirt was devoured and a chunk of his skull was missing.


It's just a flesh wound

>Tom tried getting up. He struggled. Steve's death shocked him.

Literally, they were bonded together ionically


>What shocked him more was the gun shots fired from behind him. Within seconds the dog who ate >Steve was dead. Tom turned to see Cybil Bennett

Who continued to shoot directly at Tom


>"Who was he?" Cybil asked.

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

>"Steve. I don't know what his last name was. My name is Tom Rich. Who the hell are you?"

Season 1 Bart Simpson would like his catchphrase back

>"My name is Cybil Bennett," she said.

Hold on, hold on we must know if she's normal Cybil, angry Cybil, or the sexy Cybil!?


>Tom thought for a moment. "Cybil!" he said in shock. "Cybil from Harry Mason's book?"

No, the Cybil Bennet from De Akron, North Maine

>"Yes," she said.
>"Did you know about all of this?" Tom asked.
>"I guessed something like this would happen. Today is the one year of Harry's death," Cybil said.

It's always the 1st year anniversary, why is it never the 13th anniversary?

>"Did it happen?"

No

>"Yes," she said, ashamed.

Oh.

>"Why did you lie in your testimony?" Tom asked.

Because I had to stick with my gut!

>"I didn't want to get even more tied up in that case then I was in the first place. Plus I was really >annoyed of Harry."


>"Okay. Do you feel any guilt about his death?" Tom asked.

He a whiny, drunken, perv of course I didn't!

>"What is this? Sixty Minuets? 

Hi I'm Johann Stamitz. And I'm Joseph Haydn. All this and Ludvig van Beethoven tonight on Sixty Minuets.

>Lets get out here before something kills us," Cybil said.

Like a slimy parasite or something

>"Okay. Okay. I was just interested," Tom said. 

YOU"RE NOT MY MOM, GOSH!


>They both walked over to Cybil's police car. Cybil got in and relized that the other door was locked. She >reached over to unlock it. 

Or just that the wii-mote wasn't responding properly


>As soon as her hand got on the lock she looked threw the window to see Tom being grabbed by a flying >demon bird.

Just gonna take this little egghead back to the nest.


>"Oh well. That kid really annoyed me," she said. She started driving.

Is it a bad sign when the characters of the series, despise your original characters?

> She did Tom a favor and ran over the bird that was eating him. 

Take that pigeon!

>Only problem was she also ran over Tom. He was dead anyway.

But he had been dead inside long before!

>About a month later Cybil was convicted of murder of Tom. 

She was awarded a Medal and a small plaque for her great deeds

>She was executed on June sixth, 2006.

For the murder of an innocent pigeon

Sweet Jesus, this was quite a chore to read through. However, this was a masterpiece compared to the first one.


Saturday, January 10, 2015

120 Days of Equestria: Horses, George Orwell, and Tits

From the title of 120 Days of Equestria this invokes images of the art film Salo, or the 120 days in Sodom, which involves forced and consensual coprophagia. This image should prepare you for the upcoming fanfiction. However, the idea of a My Little Pony and 1984 crossover is difficult to digest. Let alone one that involves bondage and implants. Let's just get this over with

120 Days of Equestria

by

Yvonne Gelderland

Link to original fanfiction

>Its a brite cold day in april, thought O'brien

Time to betray some colleagues, and star in a shitty Exorcist sequel!

> as he opened the door to the hallway in miniluv. just the perfect day to make people luv big brother.

And to fuck some horses!

>O hi fluttershy 

I know that Richard Burton was an incredible actor, but I didn't know he could do a spot on Tommy Wiseau impression

>he said as he put on a pair of latex gluvs and pointed to the open dor. U can come in now.

I have plenty of thirsty bronies waiting for you

>Sounds great she said and danced into room 101.

Oh God, please don't let this turn into a My Little Pony crossover with 1984 musical, because there's just so much of those flooding the market already

>when she got into the room she asked Obrien what are we gonna do here?

We're going to finally answer the age old of question of why you are the worst one of the group

>Ur gonna learn how to learn big brother fluttershy

This is getting incredibly deep. I too have often wondered how exactly a persons learns how to learn a concept

>and its gonna be scary but your gonna agree its for the best

This reminds me of how my friends introduced me to the Oogieloves

>Ok said fluttershy how scary is it going to be?

As scary as the thought of a third Equestria Girls

>Really scary said Obrien but ur gonna love big brother at the end. 
>u see u cant just join goldstein like u did because hes a spy from east asia and trys to ruin equestrian >socialism. we have to teach evrybody to love eqsoc or els we cant have paradise c?

I love how straightforward O'brien is in this adaption, as opposed to the sly, deceptive bastard he was in the original

>now ive been watchin u from the telescreen 

Hopefully O'brien wasn't with Snap and Lupin masticating

>and i no what ur scared of most of all. its getting surgery but when ur awake instead of asleep like u >usually are when you get surgery.



wat


>screamed fluttershy. NOOOO anything but that Obrien anything but that I cant stand that its gonna be >so scary! ill do anything just dont give me surgery!1!

I was going to fix your appendicitis you unappreciative douche!

>dont worry said Obrien ull love big brother right? so get up on that table he said as he opened up a >drawer and got out some rope.

TIME FOR A GAME OF TUG OF WAR!1!

>what are u gonna do to me? asked fluttershy feeling really scared of the surgery.

Probably not as bad as what your average youtube commenter wants to do with you

>o i'm gonna tie u to the table so you dont try to run away during surgery said obrien 

Reminds me of when my dentist tied me down with rope and leather straps to give my teeth a good cleaning

>with a big smile from ear to ear like when someone gives u a really good christmas present but instead >of a present there was a naked hot pony for him to cut open so it was sort of like christmas for him.

So ponies can wear clothes which warrants the idea of being naked, and can apparently be hot according to O'brien's mind

>she laid down on the table and whimpered and that made Obrien feel really turnd on
>and he could feel his throbbing wand of pleasur through his skinny pants.

I'm pretty sure the phrase of "throbbing wand of pleasure" is stolen straight from the classic, Hairy Poon and the Sorcerer's Sucker

>nothing turnd him on more than a hot bitch whimpering and lyin down on a table about to get it from him.

or turning in thought criminals, and crushing any last of their morale

 >he unbuttoned his skinny jeans a bit and took out his glorious rod and started sucking on one of >fluttershys nipples.

skinny jeans? in 1984? seriously. But then again complaining about fashion in this fanfic is like complaining about the description of trees in Twilight

>they were really small he thought so its a good thing Im fixing it!1!
>oh oh oh fluttershy he sed gimme a minute to get the knife out im just preparing ur breasts for the >surgery its how its usually done in hospitals

I don't think using a bowie knife is medically safe or how it's done in hospitals, but then again i don't hold a high level position in MiniTru


>AHHHHHHHHH he said

that's why you don't use knives while you're having sex. you're bound to drop it on your glorious rod

>and fluttershy felt something sticky land on her haunches. What was that she asked Obrien and Obrien >said oh its nothing just a disinfektent.

and just ignore the white sticky stuff that are on them too!

>then Obrien put his gluvs back on and got out a knife and fluttershy was really scared and he made the >first cut into her tummy where her nipples were.

and he carved S-L-A-Y-E-R onto her horse breasts

> she screamed as the knife went in. ahhh make it stop make it stop she screamed for almost a million >years

almost a million years? how about a thousand billion of a billion years!


>and oBrian started feeling really turned on again

what he wouldn't get turned on by cutting open a pastel colored horse

> so he said its OK ill make you feel better and while he >was cutting into her he got out his staff and >started stroking it the way u pet a kitten

the outrage, he's treating his body like an amusement park!


>as he was also exploring between fluttershys haunches with his tongue and started licking her mound of
>pleasure

A mound of pleasure is what I refer to mashed potatoes, so I have an image of Richard Burton licking mashed potatoes off of Fluttershy's tits

>and they gave out an AHHHHH together as oBrian fertilizd fluttershies

I know that Fluttershy is a tree, but to fertilize her?! but this is getting ridiculous!1!11!
hahahah
haha
hah
ha-
*cries*

>haunches again with his sensual oils and fluttershie was crying out in pain but also pleasure as cup after >cup of pleasure water flowed out of her glorious and onto oBrians face and onto the floor.
ewwewwewwewwewweww

>then oBrian said ok just one more thing and your gonna love big brother again

if you know what I mean by big brother!111!!!1!

>and he went to the drawer and grabbed two bags that said SILIKON on them

Time to get to work on building my own computer!

>and he put them painfully into Fluttershies wounds and then said now I need to stich them up and he >went and got some thread and a needle and stiched them up which made her scream again.

The process was extended by O'brien doing an exact replication of "Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" on her equine tits


>wat did you do to me oBrian? she said softly because she hurt everywhere

I made you part plastic, what else do you think I did!?

>oh I gave you boobies and now u can get up becuz ur gonna spend a few months resting up and its >gonna be in my apartment.

Oh, O'Brien committing physician sexual misconduct ever since 198x

>OK oBrian she said so what now?
>Get up and follow me he said as he ogled her big butiful breasts.

bruh, bruh I gave her bigger tits bruh

>itll be OK he said as he kissed her sore nipplz. then he put a collar on her neck and took her out on a >leash.

Oh silly O'brien that's a pony not a dog!
hahaha*punches self repeatedly *

>but little did she know that he was taking her to his apartment and there was lots more to com.

Oh I bet there was plenty to come aswell as com

Jesus Christ, I feel dirty.

I might do a few more in this vein of fanfiction , but Jesus Horatio Christ, this was a tough one to start out on